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Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:42 am**

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Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:43 am**

MUMMY! THE NUGGETS ARE COMING! SHPLISH PREPHB FLASHHHH SHLIM DUNKSH SPLADOOSH! FLOOB DING NOB BUSH SHPLING NOB BUSH PREPHB FLOOB DING GANK THUNKSH SHPLING SHLOOP SHLOP SHLIM DUNK PLUNK BLANK SHPLOOSH SHPLADOOSH SPLASHHHHhhhsshhhfblsmv SUPAH SMELLAY POOOPAY FART FARRTTTAY STINKAY NASTY NASTY NASTAYYY THUD! BRAAP NUGGETS GLINK SHPLISH DUNgk FARRRRRRrrphhhfblsmv SUPAAAYY YUMAY HAHAHAAAPPPPFFFHHHHHhhhsshhhsshhhllfgzj SMELLAY POOPOOOOPPOOOOOPAY SMELLAY SMELLAY POOPAY FARTAYY POOOOOOOOPPOOOOOOPPAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPRRRRrrphhhfblsmv SUPAAAYYYYNG GANK THUNK BRAAAP NUGGETS I SHPLING PPUUUUPAAAAABRAAPAPPPRRRRPPPHHTTTAY SMELLAY STINKAY FARRRRrrphhhfblsmv SUPAAAYYYY PARTAAAYY YUMAY HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO MORE BRAAAP NUGGETS I SHPLAF FLASH!HHhhhsshhhllfgzj SMEHLAY STINKAY HAHAHA OH NO MORE BRAAAAPAPAPPAPAPAPPPPPPPAAAABRAAAAPPAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPPPAY STINKAY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTAYYY THUNK PLUNKSH SHPLING NOB BUSH PREPHB FLOOB BUSH PREPHB FLOOB DING GANK SHLOOD ON THEM BRAAP NUGGETS ARE COMING! GLUNK SHPLOOP SHLOOP SHLOOPAY BRAAP NUGGETS ARE GREEN THE BRAAAYY POOPPOOOOOOOOPPOOOOOOOPPOOOOOOOOOPPOOOOOPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP SHOULDNTA HAD DEM BRAAABRAAABRAAAAAP NUGGETS GLUNK GIDUNgk FART FAR FART FART FARRRRPPPHHTTTT... hngh... hngh... hngh... PLOP! SHPLISH DUNgk FAR FARRTTT... PLOP! SPLASHHH SHOULDNTA HAD DEM BRAAP NUGGETS ARE GREEN SOME BLOOD ON THE BRAAPAPAPAPABRAAAABRAAAAPAPAPAPPPAAAYYY THE POOOOOOPPOOOOOOPOOPYPOOPY IS GLING SHLOOP SHLIM DUNK PLUNK BRAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPPPAAAAAYY POOOPAY BRAAP NUGGETS SMELLAY NASTAYYY YUMAY STINKAY NASTY NASTY NASTAYY POOOOPOOPPOOOOOOOOOPAY FART FAR FARTAAAYY YUMAY HAD DEM BRAAHAHAAAPPPPFFFHHHHhhhfblsmv SUPAH SMELLAY POOPAY BRAAAABRAAHAHAHAHAAAAAPAPALALAPAPAPAPAPAPAPACHINO NGGUUUHH!! FRRFRRRRPPPHHTTTTTTT... PLOP! THUD! BRAAAAAAPPPPPFFFHHHHhhhsshhhllfgzj SMEHLAY STINK GLUNK BRAAPACHINO NGGUUUHH!! FRRFRRRRRrrphhhfblsm

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:45 am**

lmao I tried to make the video link huge like this and it fucked it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p0hsjS_zHs

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:47 am**

blruprpprt
BRAP

Oooh!

BRRAAAAP

tehehehe, sorry, I like to fart a lot... Wait, wait

pushes harder

BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Aaaaahhh.... It feels sooo good to release the gas... Wait, another one is coming...

BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

Aaaahhh.... You like the smell, don't ya? You like the sound, right? Haha its okay, theres nothing wrong with that... Oh, Oh! Here comes the last one, it feels big...

BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPRPRPRPRPRPRPRP

AHHHHH.... Phew!! sniffs woo... It smells awful. Tehehehe, I hope you liked it.

Uh oh!!! Brap Attack! BRRAAAAAAAAPPPP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPAAAAAPPPP OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Clean it up. All of it I'M NOT JOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT. CLEAN. IT. UP. THIS IS MY SHIT. IT IS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO CLEAN MY SHIT UP. GET DOWN AND LICK IT YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN JANITOR. I AM IN CONTROL OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:47 am**

Just me and my

daddy

, hanging out I got pretty hungry

so I started to pout

He asked if I was down

for something yummy

and I asked what and he said he'd give me his

cummies!

Yeah! Yeah!

I drink them!

I slurp them!

I swallow them whole

It makes

daddy

happy

so it's my only goal...

Harder daddy! Harder daddy!

1 cummy

, 2 cummy

, 3 cummy

, 4

I'm

daddy's

princess

but I'm also a whore!

He makes me feel squishy

!He makes me feel good

!

He makes me feel everything a little should!~

Wa-What!

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:49 am**

Daddy’s 🧔 cummies,

nice

and yummy

Thick

and gooey, feel like honey

That sweet

milk,

oh-so-tasty

Daddy, 🧔 Daddy, 🧔 please be hasty!

My tongue

swirls

round

and round

While Daddy 🧔 gives my ass

a great big pound

Over

in the corner, wrapped

in chains

Mommy

huddled over, screaming

in pain

“Shut up, bitch!

Stay on the floor!”

Mommy

sobbing

louder, I

call

her a whore

She reaches behind her

for her gun

While Daddy gropes

and tickles

my sweet

buns

Puts the barrel

between

her teeth

And Daddy’s 🧔 semen

begins to seep

️

Gunpowder, blood,

brains 🧠 and gore

Mommy’s

lifeless

corpse slumps

️ to the floor

Cummies,

cummies

filling my throat

My pussy

is completely

soaked

But Daddy’s cock

just gets bigger

Over near

the drawers, he grabs the scissors

️

Cuts

a hole

in Mommy’s

stomach

In her hand, 🤲 a gin and tonic

He 🧔 begins to unravel her strings of intestines

“Look

closely, you’ll learn

‍

a lesson”

Ties a noose,

rigs it tight

“Sweetie,

sweetie,

no need to fight”

Puts her

guts

around

my neck

“Looks like everything’s good

and set”

Lets me fall down

️ about

a yard

Face

turning blue, choking 🤭 hard

All the while,

Daddy’s 🧔 stroking his cock

And for a moment,

our eyes

lock

Tears

of joy

stream down my face

I’m going to

a better

place~

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:50 am**

Here

CUMS

:skin-tone-3:Santa Claus,

:skin-tone-3: here

CUMS

:skin-tone-3:Santa Claus,

:skin-tone-3: right down

:skin-tone-3:

:skin-tone-3:slutty girl lane!

:skin-tone-3:

:

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is your

:skin-tone-1:

:skin-tone-1:daddy

:skin-tone-1:

:skin-tone-1: not giving you enough

cummies?!

Hold up,

:skin-tone-3:

:skin-tone-3: ho! It's

cummy

️

️SEASON!

️

️ Push

:skin-tone-3:

:skin-tone-3: that

:skin-tone-1:

:skin-tone-1:daddy

:skin-tone-1:

:skin-tone-1: to the

side

and let a

k_hand::skin-tone-3:NEW

:skin-tone-3: father in

YOUR CHIMNEY!!

:skin-tone-3:

:skin-tone-3:Father CHRISTMAS,

:skin-tone-3:

:skin-tone-3: the

KING

of

cummies!

That's right,:thumbup::skin-tone-2: he's been making

:skin-tone-3:little

:skin-tone-3:

:skin-tone-3:girls

:skin-tone-3: squishy for

CENTURIES. Don't

mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the

NAUGHTIEST

girls

️squishy

️! So send this to all the

nastiest

:skin-tone-3:girls

:skin-tone-3: you know and share

️Those

️Cummies

️Get

back and you're a basic

coal-slinging bitch.

Get

back and you get

eaten

like

cookies

and

slurped

like

milk!

Get

back and

:skin-tone-3:Santa's

:skin-tone-3: big

COCK

will grow

sizes inside of you!

Get

back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get

yummy

nummy

️squishy

️

cummies

until next

Christmas!

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:51 am**

Spoiler!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
2 Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
3 The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
4 Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
5 Ooh, black and yellow!
6 Let's shake it up a little.
7 Barry! Breakfast is ready!
8 Coming!
9 Hang on a second.
10 Hello?
11 Barry?
12 Adam?
13 Can you believe this is happening?
14 I can't.
15 I'll pick you up.
16 Looking sharp.
17 Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
18 Sorry. I'm excited.
19 Here's the graduate.
20 We're very proud of you, son.
21 A perfect report card, all B's.
22 Very proud.
23 Ma! I got a thing going here.
24 You got lint on your fuzz.
25 Ow! That's me!
26 Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
27 Bye!
28 Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
29 Hey, Adam.
30 Hey, Barry.
31 Is that fuzz gel?
32 A little. Special day, graduation.
33 Never thought I'd make it.
34 Three days grade school, three days high school.
35 Those were awkward.
36 Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
37 You did come back different.
38 Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
39 Hear about Frankie?
40 Yeah.
41 You going to the funeral?
42 No, I'm not going.
43 Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
44 Don't waste it on a squirrel.
45 Such a hothead.
46 I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
47 I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
48 That's why we don't need vacations.
49 Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
50 Well, Adam, today we are men.
51 We are!
52 Bee-men.
53 Amen!
54 Hallelujah!
55 Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
56 please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
57 Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
58 That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
59 Will we pick our job today?
60 I heard it's just orientation.
61 Heads up! Here we go.
62 Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
63 Wonder what it'll be like?
64 A little scary.
65 Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
66 This is it!
67 Wow.
68 Wow.
69 We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
70 Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
71 Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
72 That girl was hot.
73 She's my cousin!
74 She is?
75 Yes, we're all cousins.
76 Right. You're right.
77 At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
78 These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
79 What do you think he makes?
80 Not enough.
81 Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
82 What does that do?
83 Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
84 Saves us millions.
85 Can anyone work on the Krelman?
86 Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
87 But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
88 But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
89 The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
90 What's the difference?
91 You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
92 So you'll just work us to death?
93 We'll sure try.
94 Wow! That blew my mind!
95 "What's the difference?"
96 How can you say that?
97 One job forever?
98 That's an insane choice to have to make.
99 I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
100 But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
101 Why would you question anything? We're bees.
102 We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
103 You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
104 Like what? Give me one example.
105 I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
106 Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
107 Wait a second. Check it out.
108 Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
109 Wow.
110 I've never seen them this close.
111 They know what it's like outside The Hive.
112 Yeah, but some don't come back.
113 Hey, Jocks!
114 Hi, Jocks!
115 You guys did great!
116 You're monsters!
117 You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
118 I wonder where they were.
119 I don't know.
120 Their day's not planned.
121 Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
122 You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
123 Right.
124 Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
125 It's just a status symbol.
126 Bees make too much of it.
127 Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
128 Those ladies?
129 Aren't they our cousins too?
130 Distant. Distant.
131 Look at these two.
132 Couple of Hive Harrys.
133 Let's have fun with them.
134 It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
135 Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
136 He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
137 Oh, my!
138 I never thought I'd knock him out.
139 What were you doing during this?
140 Trying to alert the authorities.
141 I can autograph that.
142 A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
143 Yeah. Gusty.
144 We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
145 Six miles, huh?
146 Barry!
147 A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
148 Maybe I am.
149 You are not!
150 We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
151 What do you think, buzzy-boy?
152 Are you bee enough?
153 I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
154 Hey, Honex!
155 Dad, you surprised me.
156 You decide what you're interested in?
157 Well, there's a lot of choices.
158 But you only get one.
159 Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
160 Son, let me tell you about stirring.
161 You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
162 You get yourself into a rhythm.
163 It's a beautiful thing.
164 You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
165 maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
166 You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
167 That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
168 Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
169 Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
170 I'm not trying to be funny.
171 You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
172 You're gonna be a stirrer?
173 No one's listening to me!
174 Wait till you see the sticks I have.
175 I could say anything right now.
176 I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
177 Let's open some honey and celebrate!
178 Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
179 I'm so proud.
180 We're starting work today!
181 Today's the day.
182 Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
183 Yeah, right.
184 Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
185 Is it still available?
186 Hang on. Two left!
187 One of them's yours! Congratulations!
188 Step to the side.
189 What'd you get?
190 Picking crud out. Stellar!
191 Wow!
192 Couple of newbies?
193 Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
194 Make your choice.
195 You want to go first?
196 No, you go.
197 Oh, my. What's available?
198 Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
199 Any chance of getting the Krelman?
200 Sure, you're on.
201 I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
202 Wax monkey's always open.
203 The Krelman opened up again.
204 What happened?
205 A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
206 Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
207 Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
208 Oh, this is so hard!
209 Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
210 Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
211 Barry!
212 All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
213 What happened to you?
214 Where are you?
215 I'm going out.
216 Out? Out where?
217 Out there.
218 Oh, no!
219 I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
220 You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
221 Another call coming in.
222 If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
223 Hey, guys.
224 Look at that.
225 Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
226 Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
227 It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
228 Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
229 Sign here, here. Just initial that.
230 Thank you.
231 OK.
232 You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
233 So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
234 Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
235 Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
236 That's awful.
237 And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
238 All right, launch positions!
239 Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
240 Black and yellow!
241 Hello!
242 You ready for this, hot shot?
243 Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
244 Wind, check.
245 Antennae, check.
246 Nectar pack, check.
247 Wings, check.
248 Stinger, check.
249 Scared out of my shorts, check.
250 OK, ladies,
251 let's move it out!
252 Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
253 All of you, drain those flowers!
254 Wow! I'm out!
255 I can't believe I'm out!
256 So blue.
257 I feel so fast and free!
258 Box kite!
259 Wow!
260 Flowers!
261 This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
262 Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
263 Roses!
264 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
265 Stand to the side, kid.
266 It's got a bit of a kick.
267 That is one nectar collector!
268 Ever see pollination up close?
269 No, sir.
270 I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
271 See that? It's a little bit of magic.
272 That's amazing. Why do we do that?
273 That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
274 Cool.
275 I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
276 Copy that visual.
277 Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
278 Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
279 Affirmative.
280 That was on the line!
281 This is the coolest. What is it?
282 I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
283 It smells good.
284 Not like a flower, but I like it.
285 Yeah, fuzzy.
286 Chemical-y.
287 Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
288 My sweet lord of bees!
289 Candy-brain, get off there!
290 Problem!
291 Guys!
292 This could be bad.
293 Affirmative.
294 Very close.
295 Gonna hurt.
296 Mama's little boy.
297 You are way out of position, rookie!
298 Coming in at you like a missile!
299 Help me!
300 I don't think these are flowers.
301 Should we tell him?
302 I think he knows.
303 What is this?!
304 Match point!
305 You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
306 Yowser!
307 Gross.
308 There's a bee in the car!
309 Do something!
310 I'm driving!
311 Hi, bee.
312 He's back here!
313 He's going to sting me!
314 Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
315 He blinked!
316 Spray him, Granny!
317 What are you doing?!
318 Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
319 I gotta get home.
320 Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
321 Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
322 Ken, could you close the window please?
323 Ken, could you close the window please?
324 Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
325 Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
326 What was that?
327 Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
328 That is diabolical.
329 It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
330 What's number one? Star Wars?
331 Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
332 No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
333 When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
334 There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
335 I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
336 I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
337 Wait! Stop! Bee!
338 Stand back. These are winter boots.
339 Wait!
340 Don't kill him!
341 You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
342 Why does his life have less value than yours?
343 Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
344 I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
345 My brochure!
346 There you go, little guy.
347 I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
348 Put that on your resume brochure.
349 My whole face could puff up.
350 Make it one of your special skills.
351 Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
352 Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
353 Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
354 Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
355 You could put carob chips on there.
356 Bye.
357 Supposed to be less calories.
358 Bye.
359 I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
360 All right, here it goes.
361 Nah.
362 What would I say?
363 I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
364 I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
365 Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
366 No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
367 How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
368 Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
369 Hi!
370 I'm sorry. You're talking.
371 Yes, I know.
372 You're talking!
373 I'm so sorry.
374 No, it's OK. It's fine.
375 I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
376 Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
377 This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
378 I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
379 And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
380 That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
381 Yeah.
382 I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
383 I just want to say I'm grateful.
384 I'll leave now.
385 Wait! How did you learn to do that?
386 What?
387 The talking thing.
388 Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
389 That's very funny.
390 Yeah.
391 Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
392 Anyway... Can I... get you something?
393 Like what?
394 I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
395 I don't want to put you out.
396 It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
397 It's just coffee.
398 I hate to impose.
399 Don't be ridiculous!
400 Actually, I would love a cup.
401 Hey, you want rum cake?
402 I shouldn't.
403 Have some.
404 No, I can't.
405 Come on!
406 I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
407 Where?
408 These stripes don't help.
409 You look great!
410 I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
411 Are you all right?
412 No.
413 He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
414 He finally gets there.
415 He runs up the steps into the church.
416 The wedding is on.
417 And he says, "Watermelon?
418 I thought you said Guatemalan.
419 Why would I marry a watermelon?"
420 Is that a bee joke?
421 That's the kind of stuff we do.
422 Yeah, different.
423 So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
424 About work? I don't know.
425 I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
426 I know how you feel.
427 You do?
428 Sure.
429 My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
430 Really?
431 My only interest is flowers.
432 Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
433 Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
434 You're in Sheep Meadow!
435 Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
436 No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
437 Why do girls put rings on their toes?
438 Why not?
439 It's like putting a hat on your knee.
440 Maybe I'll try that.
441 You all right, ma'am?
442 Oh, yeah. Fine.
443 Just having two cups of coffee!
444 Anyway, this has been great.
445 Thanks for the coffee.
446 Yeah, it's no trouble.
447 Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
448 Are you...?
449 Can I take a piece of this with me?
450 Sure! Here, have a crumb.
451 Thanks!
452 Yeah.
453 All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
454 OK, Barry.
455 And thank you so much again... for before.
456 Oh, that? That was nothing.
457 Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
458 This can't possibly work.
459 He's all set to go.
460 We may as well try it.
461 OK, Dave, pull the chute.
462 Sounds amazing.
463 It was amazing!
464 It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
465 Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
466 Giant, scary humans!
467 What were they like?
468 Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
469 They eat crazy giant things.
470 They drive crazy.
471 Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
472 Some of them. But some of them don't.
473 How'd you get back?
474 Poodle.
475 You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
476 You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
477 Well...
478 Well?
479 Well, I met someone.
480 You did? Was she Bee-ish?
481 A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
482 No, no, no, not a wasp.
483 Spider?
484 I'm not attracted to spiders.
485 I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
486 So who is she?
487 She's... human.
488 No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
489 Her name's Vanessa.
490 Oh, boy.
491 She's so nice. And she's a florist!
492 Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
493 We're not dating.
494 You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
495 She saved my life! And she understands me.
496 This is over!
497 Eat this.
498 This is not over! What was that?
499 They call it a crumb.
500 It was so stingin' stripey!
501 And that's not what they eat.
502 That's what falls off what they eat!
503 You know what a Cinnabon is?
504 No.
505 It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
506 Sit down!
507 ...really hot!
508 Listen to me!
509 We are not them! We're us.
510 There's us and there's them!
511 Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
512 There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
513 You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
514 Thinking bee.
515 Thinking bee.
516 Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
517 There he is. He's in the pool.
518 You know what your problem is, Barry?
519 I gotta start thinking bee?
520 How much longer will this go on?
521 It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
522 I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
523 What life? You have no life!
524 You have no job. You're barely a bee!
525 Would it kill you to make a little honey?
526 Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
527 Martin, would you talk to him?
528 Barry, I'm talking to you!
529 You coming?
530 Got everything?
531 All set!
532 Go ahead. I'll catch up.
533 Don't be too long.
534 Watch this!
535 Vanessa!
536 We're still here.
537 I told you not to yell at him.
538 He doesn't respond to yelling!
539 Then why yell at me?
540 Because you don't listen!
541 I'm not listening to this.
542 Sorry, I've gotta go.
543 Where are you going?
544 I'm meeting a friend.
545 A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
546 Bye.
547 I just hope she's Bee-ish.
548 They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
549 To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
550 Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
551 A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
552 No. All right, I've got one.
553 How come you don't fly everywhere?
554 It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
555 Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
556 All right, your turn.
557 TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
558 You don't have that?
559 We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
560 Oh, my.
561 Dumb bees!
562 You must want to sting all those jerks.
563 We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
564 So you have to watch your temper.
565 Very carefully.
566 You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
567 Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
568 Yeah.
569 What is wrong with you?!
570 It's a bug.
571 He's not bothering anybody.
572 Get out of here, you creep!
573 What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
574 Yeah, it was. How did you know?
575 It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
576 You've really got that down to a science.
577 I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
578 I'll bet.
579 What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
580 How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
581 Is he that actor?
582 I never heard of him.
583 Why is this here?
584 For people. We eat it.
585 You don't have enough food of your own?
586 Well, yes.
587 How do you get it?
588 Bees make it.
589 I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
590 There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
591 It's organic.
592 It's our-ganic!
593 It's just honey, Barry.
594 Just what?!
595 Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
596 You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
597 And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
598 I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
599 Hey, Hector. You almost done?
600 Almost.
601 He is here. I sense it.
602 Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
603 You're busted, box boy!
604 I knew I heard something.
605 So you can talk!
606 I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
607 Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
608 I don't understand.
609 I thought we were friends.
610 The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
611 You're too late! It's ours now!
612 You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
613 You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
614 Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
615 Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
616 Crazy person!
617 What horrible thing has happened here?
618 These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
619 they're on the road to nowhere!
620 Just keep still.
621 What? You're not dead?
622 Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
623 To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
624 I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
625 I'm going to Tacoma.
626 And you?
627 He really is dead.
628 All right.
629 Uh-oh!
630 What is that?!
631 Oh, no!
632 A wiper! Triple blade!
633 Triple blade?
634 Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
635 Why does everything have
636 to be so doggone clean?!
637 How much do you people need to see?!
638 Open your eyes!
639 Stick your head out the window!
640 From NPR News in Washington,
641 I'm Carl Kasell.
642 But don't kill no more bugs!
643 Bee!
644 Moose blood guy!!
645 You hear something?
646 Like what?
647 Like tiny screaming.
648 Turn off the radio.
649 Whassup, bee boy?
650 Hey, Blood.
651 Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
652 Wow!
653 I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
654 Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
655 It's a close community.
656 Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
657 What if you get in trouble?
658 You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
659 At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
660 Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
661 You got to be kidding me!
662 Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
663 Hey, guys!
664 Mooseblood!
665 I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
666 Did you bring your crazy straw?
667 We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
668 What is this place?
669 A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
670 They are pinheads!
671 Pinhead.
672 Check out the new smoker.
673 Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
674 Smoker?
675 Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
676 They make the honey, and we make the money.
677 "They make the honey, and we make the money"?
678 Oh, my!
679 What's going on? Are you OK?
680 Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
681 Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
682 Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
683 This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
684 What is this?
685 Oh, no!
686 There's hundreds of them!
687 Bee honey.
688 Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
689 This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
690 Oh, Barry, stop.
691 Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
692 Do these look like rumors?
693 That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
694 He's been talking to humans.
695 What? Talking to humans?!
696 He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
697 Make out? Barry!
698 We do not.
699 You wish you could.
700 Whose side are you on?
701 The bees!
702 I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
703 Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
704 I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
705 Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
706 your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
707 I remember that.
708 What right do they have to our honey?
709 We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
710 Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
711 Sting them where it really hurts.
712 In the face! The eye!
713 That would hurt.
714 No.
715 Up the nose? That's a killer.
716 There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
717 Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
718 No more bee beards!
719 With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
720 Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
721 And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
722 A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
723 Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
724 Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
725 Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
726 Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
727 What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
728 Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
729 We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
730 How old are you?
731 The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
732 You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
733 It's a common name. Next week...
734 He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
735 Next week...
736 Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
737 Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
738 Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
739 In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
740 It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
741 Honey, her backhand's a joke!
742 I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
743 Quiet, please.
744 Actual work going on here.
745 Is that that same bee?
746 Yes, it is!
747 I'm helping him sue the human race.
748 Hello.
749 Hello, bee.
750 This is Ken.
751 Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
752 Why does he talk again?
753 Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
754 But it's our yogurt night!
755 Bye-bye.
756 Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
757 You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
758 Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
759 Frosting...
760 How many sugars?
761 Just one. I try not to use the competition.
762 So why are you helping me?
763 Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
764 Those are great, if you're three.
765 And artificial flowers.
766 Oh, those just get me psychotic!
767 Yeah, me too.
768 Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
769 Bees must hate those fake things!
770 Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
771 Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
772 This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
773 I guess.
774 You sure you want to go through with it?
775 Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
776 It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
777 What have we gotten into here, Barry?
778 It's pretty big, isn't it?
779 I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
780 You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
781 Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
782 What's the matter?
783 I don't know, I just got a chill.
784 Well, if it isn't the bee team.
785 You boys work on this?
786 All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
787 All right. Case number 4475,
788 Superior Court of New York,
789 Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
790 Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
791 A privilege.
792 Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
793 I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
794 Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
795 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
796 If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
797 I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
798 Talking bee!
799 How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
800 They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
801 Mr. Benson?
802 Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
803 Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
804 I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
805 I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
806 Call your first witness.
807 So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
808 I suppose so.
809 I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
810 Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
811 Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
812 I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
813 No.
814 I couldn't hear you.
815 No.
816 No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
817 They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
818 You mean like this?
819 Bears kill bees!
820 How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
821 So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
822 I was with a band called The Police.
823 But you've never been a police officer, have you?
824 No, I haven't.
825 No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
826 Oh, please.
827 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
828 That's not his real name?! You idiots!
829 Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
830 Thank you. Thank you.
831 I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
832 I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
833 Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
834 Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
835 This isn't a goodfella.
836 This is a badfella!
837 Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
838 Order in this court!
839 You're all thinking it!
840 Order! Order, I say!
841 Say it!
842 Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
843 I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
844 Are we doing everything right, legally?
845 I'm a florist.
846 Right. Well, here's to a great team.
847 To a great team!
848 Well, hello.
849 Ken!
850 Hello.
851 I didn't think you were coming.
852 No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
853 I didn't want all this to go to waste,
854 so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
855 Oh, that was lucky.
856 There's a little left. I could heat it up.
857 Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
858 So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
859 That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
860 Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
861 You think I don't see what you're doing?
862 I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
863 Do we?
864 Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
865 That's just what I was thinking about doing.
866 Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
867 I'm going to drain the old stinger.
868 Yeah, you do that.
869 Look at that.
870 You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
871 What's that?
872 Italian Vogue.
873 Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
874 A lot of ads.
875 Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
876 Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
877 I love the smell of flowers.
878 How do you like the smell of flames?!
879 Not as much.
880 Water bug! Not taking sides!
881 Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
882 This is pathetic!
883 I've got issues!
884 Well, well, well, a royal flush!
885 You're bluffing.
886 Am I?
887 Surf's up, dude!
888 Poo water!
889 That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
890 Kenneth! What are you doing?!
891 You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
892 We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
893 And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
894 Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
895 No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
896 Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
897 My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
898 Goodbye, Ken.
899 And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
900 I'm sorry about all that.
901 I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
902 I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
903 Oh, well.
904 Are you OK for the trial?
905 I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
906 We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
907 Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
908 Yeah.
909 Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
910 Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
911 You got the tweezers?
912 Are you allergic?
913 Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
914 Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
915 What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
916 We're friends.
917 Good friends?
918 Yes.
919 How good? Do you live together?
920 Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
921 I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
922 Yeah, but...
923 So those aren't your real parents!
924 Oh, Barry...
925 Yes, they are!
926 Hold me back!
927 You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
928 He's denouncing bees!
929 Don't y'all date your cousins?
930 Objection!
931 I'm going to pincushion this guy!
932 Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
933 Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
934 Order! Order!
935 The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
936 Adam, stay with me.
937 I can't feel my legs.
938 What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
939 I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
940 The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
941 Hey, buddy.
942 Hey.
943 Is there much pain?
944 Yeah.
945 I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
946 It doesn't matter. What matters is
947 you're alive. You could have died.
948 I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
949 They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
950 What was it like to sting someone?
951 I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
952 All right.
953 You think it was all a trap?
954 Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
955 What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
956 What will the humans do to us if they win?
957 I don't know.
958 I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
959 Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
960 Oh, my.
961 Could you get a nurse to close that window?
962 Why?
963 The smoke.
964 Bees don't smoke.
965 Right. Bees don't smoke.
966 Bees don't smoke!
967 But some bees are smoking.
968 That's it! That's our case!
969 It is? It's not over?
970 Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
971 Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
972 And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
973 Mr. Flayman.
974 Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
975 Where is the rest of your team?
976 Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
977 I actually heard a funny story about...
978 Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
979 They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
980 I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
981 Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
982 But you can't! We have a terrific case.
983 Where is your proof?
984 Where is the evidence?
985 Show me the smoking gun!
986 Hold it, Your Honor!
987 You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
988 What is that?
989 It's a bee smoker!
990 What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
991 Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
992 Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
993 What are we gonna do?
994 He's playing the species card.
995 Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
996 Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
997 The court finds in favor of the bees!
998 Vanessa, we won!
999 I knew you could do it! High-five!
1000 Sorry.
1001 I'm OK! You know what this means?
1002 All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
1003 Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
1004 This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
1005 You'll regret this.
1006 Barry, how much honey is out there?
1007 All right. One at a time.
1008 Barry, who are you wearing?
1009 My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
1010 What if Montgomery's right?
1011 What do you mean?
1012 We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
1013 Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
1014 First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
1015 Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
1016 We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
1017 We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
1018 Wait for my signal. Take him out.
1019 He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
1020 And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
1021 But it's just a prance-about stage name!
1022 ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
1023 Can't breathe.
1024 Bring it in, boys!
1025 Hold it right there! Good.
1026 Tap it.
1027 Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
1028 I think we need to shut down!
1029 Shut down? We've never shut down.
1030 Shut down honey production!
1031 Stop making honey!
1032 Turn your key, sir!
1033 What do we do now?
1034 Cannonball!
1035 We're shutting honey production!
1036 Mission abort.
1037 Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
1038 Returning to base.
1039 Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
1040 Oh, yeah?
1041 What's going on? Where is everybody?
1042 Are they out celebrating?
1043 They're home.
1044 They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
1045 I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
1046 At least we got our honey back.
1047 Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
1048 It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
1049 This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
1050 Now I can't.
1051 I don't understand why they're not happy.
1052 I thought their lives would be better!
1053 They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
1054 Honey really changes people.
1055 You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
1056 What did you want to show me?
1057 This.
1058 What happened here?
1059 That is not the half of it.
1060 Oh, no. Oh, my.
1061 They're all wilting.
1062 Doesn't look very good, does it?
1063 No.
1064 And whose fault do you think that is?
1065 You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
1066 Bees?
1067 Specifically, me.
1068 I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
1069 It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
1070 That's our whole SAT test right there.
1071 Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
1072 And then, of course...
1073 The human species?
1074 So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
1075 I know this is also partly my fault.
1076 How about a suicide pact?
1077 How do we do it?
1078 I'll sting you, you step on me.
1079 That just kills you twice.
1080 Right, right.
1081 Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
1082 I had to open my mouth and talk.
1083 Vanessa?
1084 Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
1085 Where are you going?
1086 To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
1087 They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
1088 It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
1089 Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
1090 I never meant it to turn out like this.
1091 I know. Me neither.
1092 Tournament of Roses.
1093 Roses can't do sports.
1094 Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
1095 Roses!
1096 Vanessa!
1097 Roses?!
1098 Barry?
1099 Roses are flowers!
1100 Yes, they are.
1101 Flowers, bees, pollen!
1102 I know.
1103 That's why this is the last parade.
1104 Maybe not.
1105 Could you ask him to slow down?
1106 Could you slow down?
1107 Barry!
1108 OK, I made a huge mistake.
1109 This is a total disaster, all my fault.
1110 Yes, it kind of is.
1111 I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
1112 Actually, it's completely closed down.
1113 I thought maybe you were remodeling.
1114 But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
1115 I don't want to hear it!
1116 All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
1117 I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
1118 All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
1119 Bees.
1120 Park.
1121 Pollen!
1122 Flowers.
1123 Repollination!
1124 Across the nation!
1125 Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
1126 They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
1127 Security will be tight.
1128 I have an idea.
1129 Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
1130 Official floral business. It's real.
1131 Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
1132 Thank you. It was a gift.
1133 Once inside, we just pick the right float.
1134 How about The Princess and the Pea?
1135 I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
1136 Yes, I got it.
1137 Where should I sit?
1138 What are you?
1139 I believe I'm the pea.
1140 The pea?
1141 It goes under the mattresses.
1142 Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
1143 I'm getting the marshal.
1144 You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
1145 Let's see what this baby'll do.
1146 Hey, what are you doing?!
1147 Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
1148 Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
1149 Stop! Security.
1150 You and your insect pack your float?
1151 Yes.
1152 Has it been in your possession the entire time?
1153 Would you remove your shoes?
1154 Remove your stinger.
1155 It's part of me.
1156 I know. Just having some fun.
1157 Enjoy your flight.
1158 Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
1159 Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
1160 I think this is gonna work.
1161 It's got to work.
1162 Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
1163 Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
1164 I gotta get up there and talk to them.
1165 Be careful.
1166 Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
1167 Captain, I'm in a real situation.
1168 What'd you say, Hal?
1169 Nothing.
1170 Bee!
1171 Don't freak out! My entire species...
1172 What are you doing?
1173 Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
1174 Who's an attorney?
1175 Don't move.
1176 Oh, Barry.
1177 Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
1178 What happened here?
1179 There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
1180 One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
1181 Is that another bee joke?
1182 No!
1183 No one's flying the plane!
1184 This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
1185 This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
1186 Where's the pilot?
1187 He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
1188 Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
1189 As a matter of fact, there is.
1190 Who's that?
1191 Barry Benson.
1192 From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
1193 Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
1194 It's got giant wings, huge engines.
1195 I can't fly a plane.
1196 Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
1197 Yes.
1198 How hard could it be?
1199 Wait, Barry!
1200 We're headed into some lightning.
1201 This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
1202 Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
1203 That's Barry!
1204 ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
1205 Flowers?!
1206 We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
1207 Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
1208 I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
1209 They've done enough damage.
1210 But isn't he your only hope?
1211 Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
1212 Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
1213 "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
1214 Get this on the air!
1215 Got it.
1216 Stand by.
1217 We're going live.
1218 The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
1219 But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
1220 More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
1221 That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
1222 We get behind a fellow.
1223 Black and yellow!
1224 Hello!
1225 Left, right, down, hover.
1226 Hover?
1227 Forget hover.
1228 This isn't so hard.
1229 Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
1230 Barry, what happened?!
1231 Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
1232 That may have been helping me.
1233 And now we're not!
1234 So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
1235 All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
1236 Move out!
1237 Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
1238 Don't have to yell.
1239 I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
1240 It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
1241 It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
1242 I can't do this!
1243 Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
1244 You snap out of it.
1245 You snap out of it.
1246 You snap out of it!
1247 You snap out of it!
1248 You snap out of it!
1249 You snap out of it!
1250 You snap out of it!
1251 You snap out of it!
1252 Hold it!
1253 Why? Come on, it's my turn.
1254 How is the plane flying?
1255 I don't know.
1256 Hello?
1257 Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
1258 The Pollen Jocks!
1259 They do get behind a fellow.
1260 Black and yellow.
1261 Hello.
1262 All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
1263 Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
1264 No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
1265 Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
1266 Thinking bee.
1267 Thinking bee.
1268 Thinking bee!
1269 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1270 Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
1271 What?
1272 I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
1273 Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
1274 Bring the nose down.
1275 Thinking bee!
1276 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1277 What in the world is on the tarmac?
1278 Get some lights on that!
1279 Thinking bee!
1280 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1281 Vanessa, aim for the flower.
1282 OK.
1283 Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
1284 Affirmative!
1285 Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
1286 Land on that flower!
1287 Ready? Full reverse!
1288 Spin it around!
1289 Not that flower! The other one!
1290 Which one?
1291 That flower.
1292 I'm aiming at the flower!
1293 That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
1294 I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
1295 Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
1296 Rotate around it.
1297 This is insane, Barry!
1298 This's the only way I know how to fly.
1299 Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
1300 Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
1301 Just drop it. Be a part of it.
1302 Aim for the center!
1303 Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
1304 Come on, already.
1305 Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
1306 Yes. No high-five!
1307 Right.
1308 Barry, it worked!
1309 Did you see the giant flower?
1310 What giant flower? Where? Of course
1311 I saw the flower! That was genius!
1312 Thank you.
1313 But we're not done yet.
1314 Listen, everyone!
1315 This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
1316 That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
1317 If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
1318 Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
1319 We're bees!
1320 Keychain!
1321 Then follow me! Except Keychain.
1322 Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
1323 Yeah!
1324 I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
1325 Oh, yeah.
1326 That's our Barry.
1327 Mom! The bees are back!
1328 If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
1329 Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
1330 Would you like some honey with that?
1331 It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
1332 Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
1333 Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
1334 I had no idea.
1335 Barry, I'm sorry.
1336 Have you got a moment?
1337 Would you excuse me?
1338 My mosquito associate will help you.
1339 Sorry I'm late.
1340 He's a lawyer too?
1341 I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
1342 Have a great afternoon!
1343 Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
1344 No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
1345 You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
1346 All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
1347 Thank you, Barry!
1348 That bee is living my life!
1349 Let it go, Kenny.
1350 When will this nightmare end?!
1351 Let it all go.
1352 Beautiful day to fly.
1353 Sure is.
1354 Between you and me,
1355 I was dying to get out of that office.
1356 You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
1357 Thinking bee!
1358 Me?
1359 Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
1360 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
1361 I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
1362 All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
1363 I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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